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BREAKING NEWS — The long-simmering sexual tension between Kent Kisse and Utforskaren finally reached a breaking last Sunday, culminating in a passionate kiss before a shocked assembly of forum posters. "At first, I thought they were wrestling or something," one witness said. "But then, I was like, Holy shit: Theyre kissing." Though few forum participants had predicted this turn of events, in retrospect, few are surprised. "You always got the feeling that there was something more behind all that anger and tension," one eye-witness remarked.
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